Showing posts with label Jailbait. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jailbait. Show all posts

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween!!



Now that I'm older and can no longer fully get into the Christmas Spirit because I now know Santa was a "hoax" and I'm expected to give gifts, not merely receive them, Halloween has become my undisputed most favoritest holiday ever! It's the only time of the year (excluding St. Patrick's Day I suppose) when grown-ass men and women can dress up in costumes, get obscenely drunk and not feel ashamed or embarrassed the following morning. With that said, let's take a look at some of the wacky and inventive Halloween costumes people are donning this year!


Fiesta Santa! Cool costume!


This woman dressed up as Christina Ricci's forehead, that's using your ol' noggin! LOL.


Look, it's "Mclovin" from the popular teen drama Superbad!


I think this guy's suppose to be "liver disease" or a really tall Oompa-Loompa.


Kristen Stewart from the movie Twilight.



This little chick is dressed up as "jail bait" or "Miley Cyrus."



An Irish potato farmer.



This guy's going trick or treating as a "homosexual".


Frida Kahlo.



Rock dinosaur Dee Snider.


A "crazy man."


An African-American Harry Potter.

Remember gang, be safe this year if you're going trick or treating, don't accept any apples with razor blades in them or poisoned candy. :D

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Miley Cyrus picture post!!!!

It's been too long since we've blogged about everyone's favorite little diva Miley Cyrus, so let's do this (it's a party in the USA!)


Miley with some haggard old slut (her future self???)


Miley with an African-American child.


She's just being Miley/silly!


Pretending to play the guitar. So precious.


Looking up to the heavens thanking Jesus for the opportunity to do what she loves for a living and for push-up bras and short-shorts.


Here's a video of some cutie trying to play "Party In the USA" by Miley Cyrus, who else?!



Bye Miley!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Damn, Gwen Stefani old ass look good as hail!

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Legs for days!


Sheeeeeeiiiiit.

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This old ass bitch too mu'fukkin' fierce, GOTdamn!

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I really love you underneath it all.

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Shhh, shh...don't cry bb. I know turning 40 seems daunting, but you make it look so fuckable.

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Make a nigga wanna crack some eggs on them abs and make an omelet & shit.

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Good parenting is a major turn-on.

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What the fuck Miley, how'd your skank ass get up in here?!

Here's some tool doing an acoustic cover of "Underneath it All" because the actual music video was unavailable:

That probably sucked, I didn't even watch it, LOL.

Monday, September 28, 2009

More jail bait!

The people have spoken and they've demanded we post more jail bait...like we needed an excuse!!

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Fierce!

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She doesn't look 15 to me!

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She's just being Miley!

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A body like a linebacker with the face of a church mouse!

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Gotta love those redheads!

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Oh she's just looking for trouble!

Today's post was brought to you by: Roman Polanski.
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Friday, September 25, 2009

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO PREMIER!

Our connection in the Miley Cyrus camp just faxed us the official video for her hit single "Party in The USA"! Remember, you saw it here first, Perpetual Adolescent Funk was the FIRST major media outlet to show this video!




That was awesome! Sexy legs, Miley!! Hope you guys enjoyed that EXCLUSIVE WORLD PREMIER as much as we did.
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Adorable.

Miley tongue action!

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:D