Damn, Gwen Stefani old ass look good as hail!

Legs for days!


Sheeeeeeiiiiit.


This old ass bitch too mu'fukkin' fierce, GOTdamn!


I really love you underneath it all.


Shhh, shh...don't cry bb. I know turning 40 seems daunting, but you make it look so fuckable.


Make a nigga wanna crack some eggs on them abs and make an omelet & shit.


Good parenting is a major turn-on.


What the fuck Miley, how'd your skank ass get up in here?!

Here's some tool doing an acoustic cover of "Underneath it All" because the actual music video was unavailable:

That probably sucked, I didn't even watch it, LOL.

Old ass bitches!

Perpetual Adolescent Funk is switching it up a bit today and instead of posting jail bait, we're posting old ass bitches (women 30 and up)!


What was Brad thinking when he left your sexy old ass?!


Your lisp is sooo fucking erotic, FUCK!


We knew after we caught a glimpse of your vagina in "Training Day" it was love at first sight.


One word: motorboatthefuckoutofthatshit!


It may be "wrong" to fantasize about making sweet love to Lisa Simpson, but we don't see nothin' wrong with lusting after the woman who voices her! We love old squinty faced bitches!

*Boiiiiing*