On the subject of high school.

Lately I've been having nightly dreams about being in high school again. I don't know what these dreams mean, I misplaced my dream interpretation device a while ago, but I was compelled to write this free-form poem on the subject.

Eating lunch in the bleachers
It was hella senior year
Ditching Algebra 2 and going to Rite Aide to buy chocolate eggs
It was hella senior year
Experimenting with "indie culture" for the first time
It was hella senior year
Flunking "gimme" classes, like Art and P.E.
It was hella senior year
Playing 'Unreal Tournament' in computer science class
It was hella senior year
Stalking girls at a safe distance to stare at their jean-clad asses
It was hella senior year
Refusing to wear school colors on Spirit Day
It was hella senior year
Maintaining a 1.5 GPA
It was hella senior year
Cute Asian girl who always wore a navy windbreaker, was she flirting with me?
It was hella senior year
Going to summer school for the sixth straight year
It was hella, senior year.

I think everyone should go watch Never Been Kissed tonight in honor of high school & feeling like you've peaked at 17.


"It was hella senior year."

I got nothing.

I don't know what to blog about today. I'm not really feeling up to the task anyhow. I'm meeting with our PR gurus later on this week to devise a plan on how to get this blog off the ground and into the public consciousness. We're gonna brainstorm cool gimmicks and stuff like that to get people's attention. Hopefully it will be productive.

Here's a kind of sexy picture of Drew Barrymore in case anyone wants to masturbate right now or whatever:


I hope it's not too small (LOL).

HAWTT GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!

We think that is Drew Barrymore and Juno locking lips. It's hot because Drew is in her mid-30s and Juno is only 16. We think this picture pretty much sums up what our blog is all about, for better or worse.