On: Tiger Woods.

I've avoided talking about the "Tiger Woods scandal" thus far because honestly, I didn't think it was blog worthy. According to Twitter trending topics, however, I was mistaken. Apparently AT&T has opted to discontinue sponsoring Mr. Woods in light of his recent troubles. In actuality, Tiger has decided to stop sponsoring AT&T. Here are some fun facts, Tiger Woods is rich. Tiger Woods pulls the most white bitches since Michael Jordan. Tiger Woods doesn't need AT&T. If Tiger wanted, he could BUY AT&T right now, fuck the finest white women working for the company and then retire to his yacht for the remainder of the day counting his money and counting down to the new year. Here's another fact, Tiger Woods IS golf. If Tiger decides he's taking a break from playing, guess what? No one gives a shit about golf anymore. People are so accustom to watching Tiger dominate on the course every year that anything less in unacceptable and quite frankly, boring as fuck.


Tiger is the equivalent to the emperor back in ancient Rome during the gladiator games who decides who lives and who dies and right now, Tiger has decreed golf will get devoured by the lions because he's on vacation from golf. I read that Tiger checked into sex rehab. All that means is Tiger hoped onto his private jet to scourge the globe for some white women he hasn't fucked yet. Tiger is on a pussy safari, so the hell with AT&T and to hell with golf. When Tiger's decided his insatiable appetite for Beckys can be put on hold for a few hours so he can hit a different kind of ball into some holes, then the game of golf will be relevant again. So until then...