First Post!

Welcome to the inaugural post for the blog "Perpetual Adolescent Funk." This is a blog about "freaks, geeks, fuck-ups and retards." People who were gawky, awkward teens with offensive acne in high school who grew up to be gawky, awkward adults with slightly less offensive acne scars. This is a blog about people who never really "got over" high school and still feel shame and deep remorse for never getting to "second base" until their mid to late 20s. This is a blog about wondering "What if?" and "If only". This is a blog for those who "can't move on" and live out the remainder of their life dwelling unhealthily in the past. This is a blog about nostalgia and regret. This is a blog about your life. Cheers!