First and foremost, we here at Perpetual Adolescent Funk are here for you, the reader. We want to make your blog experience the best one possible, that is why we have dedicated ourselves to learning and mastering the art of "HTML" and "Adobe Photoshop 6" (we are too lazy to download the latest version.) We will provide you not only with insightful and poignant posts, but also with visually pleasing images and large bold letters engulfed in flames. Because we believe in a "Do it yourself" approach and do not have the necessary funds to enroll in a community college, things in the beginning may seem amateurish and overall shitty. We implore you to grit it out with us. Stumble along with us in our infancy as we slowly but surely climb the proverbial ladder into the upper echelons of blogs until we are seated comfortably on top and crowned "The King of The Blogs." How sweet it will be for you, dear reader, when you can say to your Johnny-come-lately friends, "I knew about Perpetual Adolescent Funk BEFORE it got popular and become a parody of itself!"
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