Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a Brontosaurus!

Anyone who honestly believes we "evolved" from monkeys is obviously "touched in the head." Just because so-called scientist present utterly plausible theories and concrete evidence supporting this phenomenon doesn't make it true. At the end of the day we Christians have the upper hand. We have "faith" and the crutch of "You can't question God's divine plan/mode of operation because He's God" to fall back on. How can you argue with that logic? Eat an orangutan's dick you secular devils!