We salute you.

Perpetual Adolescent Funk would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge some of our heroes. Men and women, (mostly men) who never caved into societies' demands and "grew up" or pretended to be normal/well adjusted adults. Most of these people carved out lucrative niches for themselves acting like complete jackasses or just being endearing malcontents and physically unappealing geeks. We salute you:

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Even though they released a "serious" album back in 2004, we will always remember this trio of misfits for their love of dog fucking jokes and irritating nasal inflections. They inspired an entire generation of kooky white boys to strip off their Hurley t-shirts and Dickies and take to the streets of their towns, joyously blinding every passerby with their glowing lily white asses.

Seymour (from the cult classic Ghost World)

Seymour gave a glimmer of hope to losers everywhere when he nailed Enid (Thora Birch before she fell off the face of the Earth) without sacrificing his personal convictions. He never made any apologies for who he was or tried to rationalize his pathetic shit smear of an existence. He just "did him" as the rappers like to say and guess what? For one night Enid "did him"too before pretty much abandoning him forever. If only we all could be so lucky.

The Jackass dudes

These fucking knuckleheads made it profitable to get hit in the nuts with a sledgehammer or try and pass a hot wheels car through your colon. They let talentless stoners everywhere know that as long as you were willing to inflict physical harm onto yourself or your friend, there is someone out there who will pay money, or at the very least, film you doing so.

Susan Boyle

It's probably safe to assume this unfortunate looking woman never even saw a real life human man penis up close before she "blew up" and became an unlikely singing sensation. Since then it's been reported she's hooked up with Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell and that there is an alleged sex tape circulating the nether regions of the Internet depicting the three of them going at it like there's no tomorrow. Susan is almost like a catch-22, if she was just another "pretty face" who could sing, no one would care. But because she's difficult to look at and because she lead a lonely, sexless existence before being "discovered", she has captured the hearts and ears of millions, and goddamn it! She's done us proud!

The Apatow Crew

This hilarious pack of Jews have been busting guts since 2005 with the much lauded "The 40-Year-Old Virgin", since then they have consistently entertained America by releasing a film every other week about overgrown men-children and the inexplicably attractive women who fall for them.

Tom Green

Even though he's a washed up has been now, for one brief moment in time Tom Green was a force to be reckoned with. During the late 90s/early 2000s, Americans found out what Canadians already knew, that his guy would do anything for attention. In 2001 Tom took his shtick even further with "Freddy Got Fingered", a tour de force of bizarre comedic mayhem and bestiality. After watching this film we were convinced Mr. Green was a misunderstood genius, like Vincent van Gogh or Wilmer Valderrama.